Goats – Varmints! – 4

Goats!

The Varmints! podcast is down on the farm hanging out with the goats this week! Join Paul Csomo and Paul Wilk as they talk about the Chicago Cubs, Goat Simulator, sordid tales from a Florida farm and you might just learn something about everyone’s favorite petting zoo citizen!

Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show:

You’ve heard of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. How about the American Dairy Goat Association National Show? Yeah, that’s a thing! We had no idea either!

Abby Aresty, a graduate of the Eastman School of Music, and now on a fellowship at Grinnell College, in her office, Tuesday Nov. 18, 2014 in Grinnell, Iowa. Aresty is trained in composition and creates "sound installations". (Steve Pope/AP Images for Rochester Review)
Here’s last year’s winner! Hell of a nice goat you got there, ma’am.

nigerdwarfgoat

boerbok

Every animal should have a website as comprehensive and awesome as GOATWORLD.COM!

Why do goats have such freaky-deaky eyeballs? Read about it here!

Just going to leave this one here. Courtesy of YouTube user Weird Guy Green:

Read about The Curse of the Billy Goat! (a.k.a. the reason Chicago Cubs fans keep saying “maybe next year…”)

UPDATE: “Maybe next year” is THIS YEAR. THE DROUGHT IS OVER! CUBS WIN! HOLY COW! THE CUBS WIN!

Here’s some entertaining gameplay footage from Goat Simulator 2014 courtesy of YouTube user DavincstyleGames:

From the Goat Simulator website: “Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history!”

Not entertaining enough you say?

How about some screaming goats set to music?

STILL NOT AMUSED?

Fainting goats. Everyone likes watching these nervous little critters keel over! Courtesy of YouTube user Science Channel:

Do you have a good story about goats? How about a recipe for goat meat, milk or cheese? We’ll share it on the show! Drop us a line at varmintspodcast@gmail.com today! Or head on over to our Twitter account, @varmintspodcast! We’d love to hear your stories and suggestions!

Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk

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