Donkeys and Mules!
You’re going to want to bray to everyone about today’s super fun episode, as the Varmints! podcast explores the cute, conniving, dastardly darlings that are donkeys and mules!
But first here’s a link to our show opening song, which we know you will want to listen to all the way through, probably several times.
Donkey Braying, HEE HAW! It’s the best. Courtesy of YouTube User mgd3105.
He has something to say, or rather, to bray!
Tioga the mule’s bray! Video courtesy of YouTube user calnora.
I’m super cuuuuuuuuuute!
Donkeys vs. Mules: What’s the Difference? Find out here, courtesy of wideopenpets.com
Difference in cuteness = 0.
Why can’t mules have babies? Video courtesy of YouTube user MinuteEarth.
Answer, sometimes they can. But not too often! This is an example of how nature weirds sometimes!
Mule’s foal fools genetics with “impossible” birth. Read all about it here! Courtesy of denverpost.com
Nature weirding cutely!
Want to know how to nutrition your donkey or mule properly? Check out this presentation, courtesy of americanmuleassociation.org.
Om nom nom properly!
Eeyore Quotes to brighten the poop out of your day. Courtesy of YouTube user Michael Mayes.
Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwaaaaaaaaah.
Get Behind the Mule, by Tom Waits. Nothing more to say, you just gotta do it. Video courtesy of ChocolateJesus101.
Our True Crime appreciators should love this one.
Want to learn all about army mules? Here’s a great article from goarmywestpoint.com!
You’re in the army now! You’re not behind the plow!
You’ll never get rich, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm,
You’re in the army now!
And finally a crap ton of cute donkeys to look at. Enjoy! Courtesy of wikipedia.org.
Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey mushroom mushroom!
Now you know a bit more about donkeys and mules than you did this morning! What’s your opinion on them? We want to hear from you! Send us your suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, volunteer your rugrat to say something on our podcast, or just drop us a line about anything at firstname.lastname@example.org! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
Your feedback is always welcome!
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