Seagulls – Varmints! – 119



Summertime means beaches and beaches mean seagulls! Hide your corn dogs! Clay Groves joins Paul and Donna to talk about these pesky, wonderful birds!

Hey you! Yeah you! Clay Groves is a long time friend of the podcast and he has a podcast of his own called Fish Nerds! It’s about fish, fishing and eating fish. We love it. Click here to go to the show or click on the image below!

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It’s a podcast!

Salt water goes in. Salt gets sneezed out. That’s how a seagull do. Article courtesy of

Salt water does not taste fowl to these guys.

Kleptoparasitism! It’s what’s for dinner! Article courtesy of


You alright? They learned it by watching you!


Mine? Courtesy of YouTube user Tommynka:

This creepy Hitchcock classic started with an attack by a seagull and it just went downhill from there in San Francisco. Courtesy of YouTube user Movieclips:

We can only wonder what’s wrong with you and Clay Groves if you don’t enjoy A Flock of Seagulls. It’s the cheesiest 80’s new wave ever and it’s delightful. Courtesy of YouTube user aFlockofSeagulls:

London traffic cameras are getting photobombed by Steve and Graeme. Article courtesy of

Hello it’s ten minutes after four and this is Steve with a look at the traffic. Right now traffic is really backed up southbound on the A102. Apparently me, Graeme and approximately 300 of my friends have found an open bag of Sun Chips on the roadway. We’ll let you know as soon as that clears up. News at 11.

Now you know a little more about seagulls than you did this morning! What do you think of them? We want to hear from you! Send us your suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at! We might even read your email on the show.

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About our voice actors:
Kari McGinnis runs Blazing Caribou Studios and is a co-host on the podcasts Feast On History and Trivia Geeks Live.
Chris Braaten runs the Podfix Network and is a co-host on More Gooder Than.
Chris “Toph” Green is the host of the GravityBeard podcast.
Curtis Craddock is the author of the novel An Alchemy of Masques and Mirrors (The Risen Kingdoms, #1)
Josh Hallmark runs the Our Americana network and hosts the podcasts Our Americana, The Karen and Ellen Letters, Playlist and True Crime Bullshit.
Justine and Santiago are the hosts of the very funny Weird With You podcast.
Frosty is the co-host of The Show with The Preshaah and Frosty,
and last but never least, Stacey from Rough Giraffe.}

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