Everything is Terrible - The Soapy Madams Podcast - 69
Everything is terrible on the soaps this week. Pod Person Ben has rebooted Phil’s business with an injection of human trafficking money on EastEnders, while […]
Everything is terrible on the soaps this week. Pod Person Ben has rebooted Phil’s business with an injection of human trafficking money on EastEnders, while […]
Dolphins! Everyone loves dolphins! Will Paul and Donna help you learn a little more about them this week? They dolphinitely will. But first the news! […]
We’re back after a hiatus that was much longer than we expected, and more ghoulish than ever! In the face of continual pedo plots, vindicated […]
Dragons! Join Paul and Donna with our special guest, famous exotic animal rancher Cotton Shorts, to talk about those fiery, scaly reptiles, dragons! Dragon scales […]
Cobras! Get ready to slither and hissss with Paul and Donna this week in our very first episode about a snek; the cobra! But first, […]
Why is a nine year old caring for her terminally ill mother on EastEnders? Why the heck would Kerry hijack a honeymoon? How on earth […]
Scary people are everywhere in this week’s soaps, from Stuart’s paranoid shenanigans on EastEnders, to the nauseating Maya’s continued exploitation of 16 year old Jacob, […]
Yaks! Paul and Donna are yakkin’ about yaks on this week’s episode! By the end of this episode you’re going to be a real brainy-yak! […]
This week’s soaps are in a planning to plot or plotting to plan phase, seeding the stories that will grow and sprout over the next […]
Finches! Cute, feathery dinosaurs are the topic today on the Varmints! podcast. Come fly away with us and enjoy learning about these tiny tweeters. But […]
We’ll find out what the Swedish Word for Bingo is along with many other fascinating facts, and speculation where there are no facts. What can […]
It’s coo coo bananas time on the soaps this week as everyone seems to have lost their minds. Come on in and give us a […]
Groundhogs! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Find out the answer to that and dig into lots of […]
This week seems to center around the people who we wish would get murdered, those who almost got murdered, and the ones committing murders. Join […]
Camels! Paul and Donna are back with another episode of Varmints! to talk about the amazing world of those ancient ships of the desert: camels! […]
It’s Duh January on the soaps this week, where all the characters swear to do nothing but make dumb decisions all week long. On EastEnders, […]
About four weeks of material here in our holiday day break catch up show. Listen at high speed, take it in stages, scrub ahead to […]
So long! This week on Varmints! podcast, Paul looks back onand says a bunch of thank yous because you Varminions are awesome. […]
Salamanders and Newts! This week on Varmints! podcast, Paul and Donna slither around on the subject salamanders and newts! Join us for amphibious fun! But […]
Cats! Paul and Donna sharpen their claws and pounce on the topic of cats! Come swat the ball of yarn around with us this week […]
We’re back after a break for Thanksgiving, so it’s a bit longer episode today, to catch up with all the plots, even the turkeys! Join […]
Geese! Hey you silly geese! Paul and Donna are here to talk about the fascinating, misunderstood lives of another one of our feathered friends! But […]
Wolves! While you’re out there being hungry like the wolf we’re revisiting the episode where we talk about real wolves! We are off on an […]
We’re getting our boogie on in this week’s soapies! EastEnders finds Kat having to seriously boogie to get Haley’s baby away from Haley’s evil mum. […]
Earthworms! This week on the Varmints! podcast join Paul and Donna to talk about those squishity, squiggly dirt eatin’ chums, the earthworms! But first, the […]
This week wraps up the various Halloween happenin’s of the soapiest of soaps! EastEnders sees the arrival of a tiny baby in a creepy crack […]
Brown Bears! This week on the Varmints! podcast join Paul and Donna for the much anticipated and long awaited brown bears episode! But first, the […]
BONUS EPISODE Paul had a very, very bad day while recording the episode about badgers. Enjoy this collection of outtakes from the show. Not an […]
Badgers! This week on the Varmints! podcast Paul and Donna discuss those feisty burrowing European and American badgers! But first, the news! Maine… Badgers and […]
A lot of this and that going on in the soaps this week, this possible suicide attempt on EastEnders, that confession of guilt on Emmerdale, […]
Black Bears! This week Paul is dealing with some rocky health issues, so, in tribute to our Brown Bears episode, coming to a podcatcher near […]
Once again we learn this week on the soaps that if you fail to plan, you plan to fail! On EastEnders, Sheanu is exposed to […]
Scorpions! This week on Varmints! Podcast, join Paul and Donna for a discussion of those skittery little weirdos, scorpions! But first, the news! Swaner EcoCenter […]
Interventions and the need for interventions pervade the content this week on the soaps. EastEnder’s Mick needs to be rescued from Slimy Stu, while on […]
Emus! Woo hoo! It’s our 100th episode and we have all sorts of fun stuff in store! First, we’re joined by nationally recognized biologist and […]
Much like our show, the residents of our soapy towns are back from the dead! Stuart continues to be a shambling wreck of a zombie, […]
Sea Turtles! Who doesn’t love sea turtles? Paul is joined by his smart, hilarious daughter Baylee on this week’s long awaited episode about them! In […]
This week’s Soapies has it all. (Hi Paul) Blood, Murder, Explosions, long lost husbands with con artist girlfriends, old ladies in Michael Palin wigs, implausible […]
Pigs Revisited! Join the Varmints! podcast for this rerun of our episode about those wiggly-tailed barnyard superstars, pigs! But first, the news! You can swim […]
Crabs! Donna is on vacation so Mandy and Melissa from Moms and Murder join Paul to discuss those crabby (and delicious) crabs! Moms and Murder […]
Tigers! This week Paul and Donna are discussing the largest member of the cat family: tigers! These big stripey guys are incredible! But first the […]
Llamas and Alpacas! The chief Soapy Madams drama llamas switch gears and talk about those adorable real llamas (and alpacas) on this week’s show! But […]
This week’s plots centered on being the most you that you can be, from EastEnders’ Denny trying desperately to do his own thing, to Corrie’s […]
Hyenas! This week Paul and Donna are talking about hyenas! These smelly savanna scavengers are surprisingly super! But first the news! Don’t invite hyenas to […]
Hippos! Hey Varminions! Let’s revisit this hilarious episode that our buddy Toph suggested! Time to talk about hippos! And now, the news! Fiona the Hippo […]
Lots of drama this week in the soaps as Halfway sees Stu for what he really is in EastEnders, everyone on Corrie plays musical chairs […]
Dragonflies! We always notice and appreciate the lovely reviews you give us. Thank you. Thanks so much to Andrea Freitas for the recommendation this week. […]
This week on EastEnders, more stewing over Stu, Cain doesn’t punch two people who deserve it on Emmerdale, Corrie sees continuing confusion with what exactly […]
More unsettling Stuey on EastEnders this week, along with shouty Slaters messing about in church (oh, dear), devious Lochlan continues his unplanned crime spree on […]
Iguanas! This week on Varmints! podcast, we delve into the world of the extraordinary iguanas. It’s much bigger, and way weirder than you thought! But […]
Ants! We’ve got ants in our pants to talk to you about the amazing, adaptable, astonishing ant! But first, the news! Flying ant invasion has […]
Murder and mayhem are everywhere in this week’s soaps, from Slimy Stu’s slippery sleaziness on EastEnders, to Lachlan White’s full commitment to the life of […]
Hammerhead Sharks! Chris Green (Toph) from the GravityBeard podcast joins Donna this week to discuss those bizarre and wonderful hammerhead sharks! Thanks so much to […]
This week on the soaps, reason abounds, as EastEnders features a sobering reflection on inner city violence, Cain Dingle talks Chastity down from the emotional […]
Hummingbirds! Suzy from The Casual Birder podcast joins Donna this week to talk about the incredible lives of hummingbirds! Thanks so much to Suzy […]
Eagles! This week on the Varmints we’re presenting a rerun of our episode on the 4th of July, because EAGLES! The Bald Eagle has been […]
This week, join us to chat about the horrible stew of Stu and Mick on EastEnders, the wackadoo and nonsensical Amelia kidnap plot on Emmerdale, […]
Jellyfish! Megan from Oh No Lit Class! joins Donna this week to talk about those unusual and mysterious sea creatures: jellyfish! Thanks so much to […]
Max is in denial about his suitability for parenting on EastEnders, while on Emmerdale, Doug and Brenda thrill the town with their fumbling, bumbling antics […]
Cheetahs! Josh Hallmark from the Our Americana network joins Donna this week to talk about the speediest of all land varmints: cheetahs! Thanks so much […]
Lots of sneks on The Soapy Madams Podcast this week, from the sneaky sneks of EastEnders who are hiding Vincent’s ultimate fate, to to snarky […]
Giraffes! Stacey from the Rough Giraffe podcast joins Donna this week to talk about one of Africa’s most amazing creatures: giraffes! Thanks so much to […]
Kim finally gets suspicious enough to go the cops on EastEnders, Emmerdale’s Charity meets her not-dead baby, a stroppy 27 year old with clearly Dingle […]
Aardvarks! The Varmints! podcast takes another look at those weird and wonderful aardvarks on today’s rerun. We “dig” these giant insectivores and we know you […]
Lots of sadness on EastEnders and Emmerdale this week, and General Hospital is in development mode after the shocking events of last week, but do […]
Seahorses! Let’s go for a swim in the ocean this week with Paul and Donna and look at those weird wonderful little fishes: the seahorses! […]
This week on East Enders, footy fans get aggressive with Royal Wedding watchers, and someone gets stabbed. These two things may or may not be […]
Chickens II: The Chickening! That’s right, the day has come, just as the prophets foretold. Brace yourself for the feathery mayhem of Chickens II: The […]
Most of the activity this week was on General Hospital, where we see the apex in three different stories, the upshot of which is that […]
Snails! Slowly settle in this week with Paul and Donna for a weird and fantastic, but way relaxed, examination of the weird lives of snails! […]
It’s Bank Holiday Filler week in Soap Land, where we watch people put together model airplanes (not even kidding) on Emmerdale, lament Mick’s bad taste […]
Trivia Geeks Live! brings you a new episode, simply titled “Wild & Crazy Gals!” you’re welcome. Imran Javed hosts another hilarious episode of Trivia Geeks […]
Moose! Time to revisit the deer family with these special stompers, Moose! (Moosen? Come on, we can do this!) But first, the news! Handling baby […]
Phil Mitchell gives guilty money to Kim this week on EastEnders, while on Emmerdale, Juvenile Joe Tate takes a leap to impress kid brother Noah, […]
Not much happening on EastEnders this week aside from a lot of cockney screeching from the Slaters. Emmerdale’s Moira discovers Debz’ dirty secret, and Corrie […]
Opossums! It’s a passel of fun this week as Paul and Donna talk about the varmint featured in the logo: those darling little opossums! But […]
Butterflies! Time to flutter on in and learn about those flippity-flappity cuties, the butterflies! But first, the news! Varmints! podcast is committed to the indie […]
We’re back after a week’s break due to illness, but what a two week summary! Pat’s back on Corrie, making trouble for Eileen. EastEnders Vincent […]
Toads! Sit back and have a listen to a toad-ally awesome episode of Varmints about toads! Donna and Paul are really hoppy that you’re here! […]
This week on General Hospital, Dr. Priest performs The Heinrich Maneuver, when Peter August is confronted about his true identity by a righteously annoyed Dr. […]
Ducks! It’s time to talk about ducks on the Varmints! Podcast! Paddle on over and join us for watery fun, but do not send us […]
We’re Phelan lots of feelin’s about Phelan’s splashy exit this week on Corrie. Join us for soap updates and fantastic drama! SUBSCRIBE on Google Play, Stitcher, […]
Blazing Caribou Studios for Immediate PRESS RELEASE ANNOUNCING “The Soapy Madams” PODCAST What is The Soapy Madams Podcast? Blazing Caribou Studios has given a home […]
Unicorns! The incredible world of unicorns are the topic this week and Paul and Donna are pleased to welcome back New Mexico rancher Cotton Shorts […]
Substitute Hamster Hey drama llamas! Welcome to our final episode on Podbean! Next week we’ll be found at Blazing Caribou Studios. It may take a […]
Black Bears! This week on the Varmints! podcast Paul and Donna learn all about adorable, yet terrifying black bears! But first, the news! Scientists Saved […]
Goodbye Irish Aiden Join us for soap opera gossip and some dramatic new announcements! This week on EastEnders, we say goodbye to Irish Aidan, and pop […]
Great White Sharks Revisited! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll revisit Great White Sharks! In Paul and Donna’s first episode together we’re going to dive straight down […]
New Format New soapies for you! Today is the first show with our new format. Join us for a hopefully punchier, more fast-paced dip into […]
Tiny Monkeys! Join us for adorable itty bitty fun as we discuss the cutest of all the primates: tiny monkeys! But first, the news! […]
Alligators! Whether you will see us later or in a while, this episode is about alligators and not crocodiles! But first, the news! Florida man […]
Mice! It’s time to squeak and sneak through a jumbo-sized episode with our teeny little topic: mice! These little creepers give Donna the willies! But first, […]
Rhinos! Ready to rock and roll with the rhinos this week? So are we! Let’s laugh and learn about these very cool, very endangered varmints! […]
Pigs! Join the Varmints! podcast for our long awaited episode on the wiggly-tailed barnyard superstars, pigs! But first, the news! You can swim with pigs […]
Horse Stories and Jackalopes! Technical difficulties knocked out an all new episode so this week we’re telling some horse stories with out friend John from […]
Parrots! The Varmints! podcast and Rugrat Parker are crazy about parrots and now you can be too! Let’s fly off and talk about these colorful […]
Beavers! Varmints! podcast is proud to rerun this dam-tastic episode, Beavers! This critter was chosen by a friend of Varmints! podcast and fellow podcaster, Josh […]
Tarantulas! In this week’s rerun the Varmints! podcast examines the creepy, crawly, charming eight legged critters known as tarantulas! We also have a wonderful guest […]
Otters Revisited! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll rerun our discussion about otters! Otters were suggested by Varmints listener, Andrea. Thanks Andrea! Go check out […]
Chickens! The Varmints podcast decided to tackle good ol’ chickens for our rerun show this week. Chickens are tough little birds that are smarter than […]
Walruses! This week on Varmints! we look at the wonderful, whopping, winsome walruses! Flop on over for a splashy adventure. Doodly doodly doodly hi hi […]
Wolves! Summon up a howl for us, Critter Crew! We are off on an adventure to discover the facts behind the beautiful, mysterious, carnivores, wolves! […]
Donkeys and Mules! You’re going to want to bray to everyone about today’s super fun episode, as the Varmints! podcast explores the cute, conniving, dastardly […]
Flamingos! So you think you can dance? Few can match the goofy grace of flamingos, today’s subject on Varmints! podcast! But first let’s talk about […]
Tarantulas! Just in time for the spooky season, the Varmints! podcast examines the creepy, crawly, charming eight legged critters known as tarantulas! We also have […]
Polar Bears! Take off to the Great White North where we prowl around with an animal expert to learn all we can about polar bears! […]
Orangutans! Come on in and hang out with the Varmints! podcast and the Critter Crew! It’s time to learn about orangutans! But first, the news! […]
Sloths! Attention Critter Crew, aka Varminions, time to get your poo dance going on this week’s episode of Varmints! where we talk about those slowpokey […]
Hippos! Hey Varminions! Time to get our mojo back after the horrible hurricane threw us all off track! Suggestion for this episode was from the […]
Frogs! Hey there, Varminions and Critter Crew! Paul is battening down the ol’ hatches in preparation for Hurricane Irma! As a result, no new Varmints […]
Bison! Feel the thunder of the mighty herd as Varmints! podcast take you on a journey to learn about the incredible, edible bison! But […]
Hedgehogs! The Varmints! podcast examines those spiky squee little pokey dudes, hedgehogs! Crikey they are spiky! Let’s learn about hedgehogs! But first, the news! Rare […]
Frogs! Hop on over and join Paul and Donna as they learn about wonderful, springy, sproingy critters we all love, frogs! Today on the Varmints! […]
Weird Rodents! Varmints! podcast definitely has our fair share of rodent shows and many more scheduled in the future. But, we can hardly help it, […]
Cockroaches! Yuck. Varmints! podcast talks about those yucky, blechy, icky-poo, nasty little critters, cockroaches. Blech. Come along and enjoy them intellectually with us. But first, […]
Aardvarks! The Varmints! podcast takes a look at those weird and wonderful aardvarks on today’s show. We “dig” these giant insectivores and we know you […]
Eagles! This week on the Varmints we’re releasing our episode on the 4th of July, because EAGLES! The Bald Eagle has been an official symbol for America […]
Lions! This week on the Varmints podcast Paul and Donna travel to the savanna to present a king-sized show featuring “the king of the jungle”: […]
Sperm Whales (and Giant Squid)! Join us for a whale of a tale on Varmints! while we talk about that most iconic of all whale […]
Fresh Water Turtles! Paul and Donna like fresh water turtles and we know you do too! Today’s shellabration revolves around the adorable stinkpots that live […]
Platypus! Today’s Varmints! podcast features that semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action, the platypus! Platypodes if we’re going to get technical. Which we will. Today’s episode […]
Ferrets! Welcome to Varmints! podcast! Today we’re talking about our tubular buddies from the Mustelid family, ferrets! In today’s episode we deal with listener mail! […]
Rats! Well, rats, today’s episode is about ratty, ratty little rats! Be prepared to be fascinated and slightly skeeved out, but first let’s scurry on […]
Komodo dragons! Today’s icky ol’ Varmints! episode deals with icky (but fascinating!) Komodo dragons! This is an animal with an ick factor so high, we […]
Horses! This week on the Varmints! podcast we got to talk about horses with friend of the show, horse aficionado John Harrer from the Whoa! podcast. […]
Chameleons! This week on the Varmints! podcast Paul and Donna geek out over chameleons! These colorful, sticky-tongued little critters are amazing! But first the news! […]
Lampreys! Varmints! podcast were recently invited to join Clay Groves on his fishy podcast Fish Nerds! Fish Nerds is all about fish, fishing and eating fish […]
Beavers! Varmints! podcast is proud to present this dam-tastic episode, Beavers! This critter was chosen by a friend of Varmints! podcast and fellow podcaster, Josh […]
Mosquitoes! The studio is buzzing over here at the Varmints! podcast with all the bitey, zippity zing that are mosquitoes! But first, the news! With […]
Jackalopes! Just in time for National Jackalope Day, the Varmints podcast lands yet another animal expert to talk about the secret world of jackalopes! Learn […]
Prairie Dogs! On our super duper special episode of Varmints this week, we have our first ever bona fide animal expert! Dr. Seth Magle from […]
Goldfish! This week on Varmints podcast we’re going for a swim with our finny friends the goldfish! So dive on in and join in on […]
Rabbits! This week on the Varmints! podcast, hop on over to your preferred listening device and settle in with a good carrot, we’re talking about […]
Skunks! The Varmints! podcast researched the stinky topic of skunks this week! Join us to learn about these animals that are so much more than […]
Pangolins! Varmints podcast ends up accidentally participating in #WorldPangolinDay! Pangolins were a listener request from the Jock and Nerd Podcast, and we just happened to […]
Lovebirds! For Blazing Caribou’s tribute to romance for Valentines Day, in this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll talk about lovebirds! Lovebirds were suggested by BCS owner […]
Squirrels! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll talk about squirrels! Squirrels were suggested by Varmints listener, Laura, so we thank her! Squirrels are cute, clever critters […]
Otters! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll talk about otters! Otters were suggested by Varmints listener, Andrea. Thanks Andrea! Everyone knows otters are cute, but […]
Ravens! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll talk about ravens! With their creepy reputation, it’s easy to overlook these bright, curious, and delightful critter of […]
Great White Sharks! In this week’s Varmints podcast we’ll talk about Great White Sharks! We’re going to dive straight down with these finny denizens of […]
In this week’s Streaming Geeks: The Fundamentals of Caring On this episode of Streaming Geeks: Shawn Burns, Donna Hume and Jeanne Szarama review The Fundamentals of […]
Vinyl HBO has released the first trailer of its upcoming period drama series Vinyl, which shows the world of the rock and roll music industry […]